Poo facts for December 19-25, 2009 (Christmas Edition)
25.12.2009 | 00:03
location: home
mood: amused
music: Bob Rivers, "Walking Around In Women's Underwear"
posted by:
glowing_dragon in
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MERRY CHRISTMAS! Who wants me to get the 2010 version of this calendar? :D
Poo nugget for this weekend: The Ritual Poo - The Ritual Poo occurs at the same time each day. Due to the clockwork nature of this poo, you can prepare by having a newspaper ready and your favorite bathroom location scoped out ahead of time. The regularity of these poos may provide comfort in an otherwise unpredictable world. Synonyms: Rite of Passage, Palm Poo, Calendar Crap.
Poo nugget for Monday, December 21: Johnny and the John - The Great Toilet Paper Scare was triggered on December 19, 1973. Late-night comedian Johnny Carson joked about an impending toilet paper shortage in the United States. This announcement in front of millions of television viewers caused massive hoarding of toilet paper, depleting supermarket inventory for a period of three and a half weeks.
Poo nugget for Tuesday, December 22: Doo You Know? - Doo-Doos and Don'ts of Hiking Etiquette - The incredible popularity of hiking and climbing has made waste disposal a big topic for outdoor recreationists and organizations. In 1990, Hikers Against Doo-Doo was founded. It is an international organization dedicated to keeping human and animal excrement off mountain paths around the world. The group claimed a thousand members as of 1994, and attracted nineteen people to its 1993 International Congress in Moscow.
Poo nugget for Wednesday, December 23: Bidet Backpack - Looking for the soothing comfort and thorough cleanup of a bidet while you're on the go? The Phess traveling bidet system includes a spray wand and container with manual pump that allows you to perform your post-number-two cleanup virtually anywhere. Touted as hygienic and environmentally friendly, this "misty mate" adds moistness to the cleanup process and reduces toilet paper use.
Poo nugget for Thursday, December 24: Dr. Stool Says - Rapunzel Syndrome - This rare condition occurs when patients who compulsively eat hair form a trichobezoar, an indigestible bolus of hair particles in the stomach and small intestine. Patients can develop abdominal pain and vomiting if this hair ball causes intestinal obstruction. As humans lack the ability to digest these particles, surgery is the only treatment option.
Poo nugget for Friday, December 25: Gift Poo - Surprise! - A Gift Poo is a dump that someone left behind in a toilet without flushing. They come in all shapes and sizes, and are most prevalent in public restrooms and fraternity houses. These gifts are sometimes left as trophies to anonymously show off accomplishments, sometimes as pranks, or occasionally as absentminded accidents - often resulting from multitaskers trying to talk on the cell phone, and wanting to avoid the flush that gives them away. The origins of these poos may remain a mystery, but they can linger anywhere from minutes to days, depending on when the gift is first seen or smelled.
Poo nugget for this weekend: The Ritual Poo - The Ritual Poo occurs at the same time each day. Due to the clockwork nature of this poo, you can prepare by having a newspaper ready and your favorite bathroom location scoped out ahead of time. The regularity of these poos may provide comfort in an otherwise unpredictable world. Synonyms: Rite of Passage, Palm Poo, Calendar Crap.
Poo nugget for Monday, December 21: Johnny and the John - The Great Toilet Paper Scare was triggered on December 19, 1973. Late-night comedian Johnny Carson joked about an impending toilet paper shortage in the United States. This announcement in front of millions of television viewers caused massive hoarding of toilet paper, depleting supermarket inventory for a period of three and a half weeks.
Poo nugget for Tuesday, December 22: Doo You Know? - Doo-Doos and Don'ts of Hiking Etiquette - The incredible popularity of hiking and climbing has made waste disposal a big topic for outdoor recreationists and organizations. In 1990, Hikers Against Doo-Doo was founded. It is an international organization dedicated to keeping human and animal excrement off mountain paths around the world. The group claimed a thousand members as of 1994, and attracted nineteen people to its 1993 International Congress in Moscow.
Poo nugget for Wednesday, December 23: Bidet Backpack - Looking for the soothing comfort and thorough cleanup of a bidet while you're on the go? The Phess traveling bidet system includes a spray wand and container with manual pump that allows you to perform your post-number-two cleanup virtually anywhere. Touted as hygienic and environmentally friendly, this "misty mate" adds moistness to the cleanup process and reduces toilet paper use.
Poo nugget for Thursday, December 24: Dr. Stool Says - Rapunzel Syndrome - This rare condition occurs when patients who compulsively eat hair form a trichobezoar, an indigestible bolus of hair particles in the stomach and small intestine. Patients can develop abdominal pain and vomiting if this hair ball causes intestinal obstruction. As humans lack the ability to digest these particles, surgery is the only treatment option.
Poo nugget for Friday, December 25: Gift Poo - Surprise! - A Gift Poo is a dump that someone left behind in a toilet without flushing. They come in all shapes and sizes, and are most prevalent in public restrooms and fraternity houses. These gifts are sometimes left as trophies to anonymously show off accomplishments, sometimes as pranks, or occasionally as absentminded accidents - often resulting from multitaskers trying to talk on the cell phone, and wanting to avoid the flush that gives them away. The origins of these poos may remain a mystery, but they can linger anywhere from minutes to days, depending on when the gift is first seen or smelled.
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Best and worst books of the year
23.12.2009 | 19:44
posted by:
make_meabird in
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What is the best book you have read this year?
What about the worst book?
What about the worst book?
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magical realism for airplanes
21.12.2009 | 15:59
posted by:
betteroffhere in
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i just finished "of bees and mist" and i was wondering if anyone had any suggestions of something similar?
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(no subject)
23.12.2009 | 18:19
posted by:
yala_agni in
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Vogue Paris august 2005
Anja Rubik and Tyson Ballou by Mikael Jansson
styled by Anastasia Barbieri

Do you rememmber American gigolo? i am just in love with Lauren Hutton style there. thats the quintessence of an elegance for me
( L A chic )
Anja Rubik and Tyson Ballou by Mikael Jansson
styled by Anastasia Barbieri

Do you rememmber American gigolo? i am just in love with Lauren Hutton style there. thats the quintessence of an elegance for me
( L A chic )
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POUSTOVIT
21.12.2009 | 19:15
posted by:
ffshowroom in
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(no subject)
21.12.2009 | 15:28
posted by:
bitch_please in
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Hello! My name is Ivana Stab. I’ll be 21 in February. I live in a middle-of-nowhere suburb, but thankfully it is located in Sydney. I’ll be starting my year of Honours early in 2010 to wrap up a Bachelor of Arts (Politics and International Relations). I make perzines and fanzines and sometimes write CD and gig reviews for various websites. Mostly I chain-smoke in Hyde Park and talk incessantly.
Once upon a time, I visited Livejournal religiously. Then it became a bit of a ghost town but I realised recently I really miss it. I’ve met lots of amazing people through this website; some of those people have become good friends of mine “in real life”. I discovered many of my interests and musical loves by stumbling upon them on Livejournal. I’m hoping things will become a bit more lively here so it’d be nice to meet some new people, hence this introductory post.
( you’re not punk & I’m telling everyone )
♥ ♥ ♥
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N.E.E.T. Magazine for grassroots creativity!
08.12.2009 | 17:40
posted by:
neon_daylight in
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Hi! I'm the founder, editor and owner of N.E.E.T. Magazine, an online magazine that showcases independent, handmade, eco-friendly, and vintage fashion and design!
www.neetmagazine.com
N.E.E.T. began in December 2005 as a quarterly, online publication, laid out in a magazine format - as a showcase for grassroots creativity. N.E.E.T. is the first of its kind - online, free and packed with everyone from a crafter creating from their kitchen table, to a fashion design graduate straight out of college, to a team of people doing it for the love of it.

BUST called N.E.E.T. "A box of tasty visual bonbons and a brilliant take on the magalog genre", Venus Zine said "N.E.E.T. is highly addictive.. you'll think you've stumbled upon NYLON's funkier, thrift-store chic little sister." and Katie White from The Ting Tings said in Elle that "Neetmagazine.com features all the best vintage clothes on the internet and makes them look special."

N.E.E.T. has just released its seventeenth issue which you can view online at: www.neetmagazine.com...
( Read more about N.E.E.T. Magazine )
If you're a designer, artist, photographer, illustrator, creator, crafter, journalist and would like to contribute to N.E.E.T., then please email me with a link to your blog/site at: thefashionmagazine@gmail.com
N.E.E.T. began in December 2005 as a quarterly, online publication, laid out in a magazine format - as a showcase for grassroots creativity. N.E.E.T. is the first of its kind - online, free and packed with everyone from a crafter creating from their kitchen table, to a fashion design graduate straight out of college, to a team of people doing it for the love of it.

BUST called N.E.E.T. "A box of tasty visual bonbons and a brilliant take on the magalog genre", Venus Zine said "N.E.E.T. is highly addictive.. you'll think you've stumbled upon NYLON's funkier, thrift-store chic little sister." and Katie White from The Ting Tings said in Elle that "Neetmagazine.com features all the best vintage clothes on the internet and makes them look special."

N.E.E.T. has just released its seventeenth issue which you can view online at: www.neetmagazine.com...
( Read more about N.E.E.T. Magazine )
If you're a designer, artist, photographer, illustrator, creator, crafter, journalist and would like to contribute to N.E.E.T., then please email me with a link to your blog/site at: thefashionmagazine@gmail.com
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A Film Close to my Heart
30.11.2009 | 17:10
posted by:
niqkelodean in
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This is something I just finished and I would like to share with you guys.
( Production stills and more under the cut )
( Production stills and more under the cut )
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Intro.
29.11.2009 | 15:18
posted by: in
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I've been so nervous to do one of these! Lately, for some reason, I've felt like my life is completely monotonous and far from interesting. I'm incorrect. ( Definitely. )
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They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous
29.11.2009 | 13:13
location: poppin off the top of this esophagus rockin' this metropolis
mood: cheerful
music: I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypot
posted by:
kiwikat in
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(no subject)
19.12.2009 | 14:38
posted by:
lafinjack in
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Source: some guy on Tumblr
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big things + small things
29.11.2009 | 18:28
location: london-town
music: metronomy
posted by:
karahikari in
blackcigarette
ok ladies and gents, this is something of a mixed bag: self promotion, a wee intro and a couple of questions....
i like drawing, i do it all the time, and ive recently decided to try and make some money out of it...
( sore arms and ink stains )
i like drawing, i do it all the time, and ive recently decided to try and make some money out of it...
( sore arms and ink stains )
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The Garden of Good and Evil
24.11.2009 | 19:32
music: Bach - Bach - The Pianist - Cello Suite No. 1 Prelude | Powered by Last.fm
posted by:
mayfairdays in
blackcigarette
The week before last I flew to Atlanta, GA for this big party being thrown to commemorate the 70th anniversary of my favorite movie, Gone with the Wind (no, I'm not one of those people who dress up in costumes, although I have been told I'd make a good southern belle...hmmm). There I met up with two friends from Warsaw, Poland, and we took a "gone with the wind" roadtrip through the South. It's something I'd wanted to do for years and years, particularly as this was my first time to that part of the US. Our route took us from Atlanta to Jonesboro, which is slightly south, and then to Savannah and Charleston and back. Savannah was my favorite--it's the definition of southern charm and the architecture is amazing (as is Charleston).
My main reason for wanting to go to Savannah was to visit Bonaventure Cemetery, which is referenced in one of my fave non-fiction books, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt (haven't read it? Recommended!). It was built on what used to be the grounds of a plantation, on a bluff overlooking the Savannah River. The cover of Berendt's book features a statue called The Bird Girl, which became so famous after the book was published that it was taken out of the cemetery and put in a museum.
Still, Bonaventure Cemetery is all sorts of creepy and amazing. So, I thought I'd share some of my photos.

Little Gracie Watson is one of the most visited graves in the cemetery. Gracie died from pneumonia when she was 6 years old, and a year later, sculptor John Walz carved this life-size statue from a photo taken shortly before she died. Her grave has become to popular that caretakers at Bonventure had to erect an iron fence around it to keep tourists out.
( i love old cemeteries )
My main reason for wanting to go to Savannah was to visit Bonaventure Cemetery, which is referenced in one of my fave non-fiction books, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt (haven't read it? Recommended!). It was built on what used to be the grounds of a plantation, on a bluff overlooking the Savannah River. The cover of Berendt's book features a statue called The Bird Girl, which became so famous after the book was published that it was taken out of the cemetery and put in a museum.
Still, Bonaventure Cemetery is all sorts of creepy and amazing. So, I thought I'd share some of my photos.

Little Gracie Watson is one of the most visited graves in the cemetery. Gracie died from pneumonia when she was 6 years old, and a year later, sculptor John Walz carved this life-size statue from a photo taken shortly before she died. Her grave has become to popular that caretakers at Bonventure had to erect an iron fence around it to keep tourists out.
( i love old cemeteries )
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Blog Share, Again.
22.11.2009 | 22:37
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sashafay in
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(no subject)
20.11.2009 | 01:00
posted by:
hungryfuk in
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Hello! Long time lurker, this is such a great community for some artisic inspiration. Now I guess I'll go on ahead and introduce myself! ( My name is Jenna Nation, and I am nothing but a southern belle. )
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(no subject)
19.11.2009 | 02:03
posted by:
__killthesound in
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Hello, I figured it was about time for an introduction. I'm Danielle, I'm 19 (20 on December 7 aka Pearl Harbor Day) and I'm currently at Keene State College in New Hampshire. I'm going to be an English major, but that's really only because I have no idea what I want to do with my life. I'm really into photography, although I don't consider myself exceptionally good at it, but I'd like to keep learning about it. I listen to music pretty much nonstop and my all time favorite band will always be Brand New. Right now I'm also really into Band of Horses, Cobra Starship, Northstar, Kings of Leon, MGMT, Paramore, and basically anything that's fun. I'm completely obsessed with Harry Potter and True Blood, and I probably watch way too much tv (Gossip Girl, Glee, Heroes, Gilmore Girls, etc). I'm also obsessed with buying clothes, it's pretty bad. I can't really think of any other interesting things to say about myself so how about some pictures? I would love some new friends too!
( ..... )
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Music is ♥
12.11.2009 | 21:41
posted by:
lifeisdanger in
blackcigarette
According to this chart:

the type of music you listen to makes you dumber! No, seriously, there was a recent study made by a guy named Virgil Griffith. It was said to be "conducted by comparing SAT scores with music listened to by a sample of college students"..
So..I wanted to share with you how DUMB i am and to see how dumb you all are.
List some of your ALL-TIME favorite music artists and see who gets the DUNCE hat!
Mine are..
( Read more... )
whats yours?

the type of music you listen to makes you dumber! No, seriously, there was a recent study made by a guy named Virgil Griffith. It was said to be "conducted by comparing SAT scores with music listened to by a sample of college students"..
So..I wanted to share with you how DUMB i am and to see how dumb you all are.
List some of your ALL-TIME favorite music artists and see who gets the DUNCE hat!
Mine are..
( Read more... )
whats yours?
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holla at me
18.12.2009 | 21:00
posted by:
night_owl13 in
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According to the Oxford English Dictionary, hello is an alteration of hallo, hollo, which came from Old High German "halâ, holâ, emphatic imper[ative] of halôn, holôn to fetch, used esp[ecially] in hailing a ferryman." It also connects the development of hello to the influence of an earlier form, holla, whose origin is in the French holà (roughly, 'whoa there!', from French là 'there'). -- Wikipedia
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The Best Comics I Read in 2009
18.12.2009 | 13:21
posted by:
inkwell_bkstr in
hipsterbookclub
Puh-leeze do not mistake this for one of those scientifically produced, computer algorithm-culled, 'Best Of 2009' lists that you see in comics curious magazines like Newsweek and Wizard. This is purely the product of one seriously scatterbrained blogger who has been obsessing over funnybooks for far too long, yet still feels woefully behind in his reading. (Hell, truth be told, most of these books came out pre-2009!) The only criteria for inclusion in this list was this: Out of every comic I curled up with, huddled over, and ate my favorite meals with in the past twelve months, which ones do I still think of most?
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Poo facts for December 12-18, 2009
18.12.2009 | 01:53
location: townhouse
mood: amused
music: GWAR, "Surf of Syn"
posted by:
glowing_dragon in
useless_facts
Poo nugget for this weekend: Rectal High - Enemas are used in contemporary medicine to cleanse the colon or as a mode of delivering drugs into the system. Traditional medicine has long employed enemas for the latter reason, and some Native American and Mayan tribes continue to administer peyote and other hallucinogenic drugs in this manner.
Poo nugget for Monday, December 14: Dr. Stool Says - Constipation - More than just hard stool, constipation is defined by any one of the following: infrequent bowel movements (less than three a week), difficulty during defecation (straining during more than 25 percent of bowel movements or a subjective sensation of hard stools), and sensation of incomplete bowel evacuation.
Poo nugget for Tuesday, December 15: The Working Title Was Taming of the Stool - The first appearance of the word diaper was in Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew: "Another bear the ewer, the third a diaper."
Poo nugget for Wednesday, December 16: Doo You Know? - How Many Toilets Do You Think There Are In The United States? - According to the EPA, there are an estimated 222 million residential toilets in the U.S., with ten million new toilets sold each year. The annual flush total? Three billion gallons.
Poo nugget for Thursday, December 17: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo - On this date in 1997, Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo, first appeared on the television show South Park. He emerged from the toilet bowl in the tenth episode of South Park's first season, wearing a Santa hat and bearing gifts for little girls and boys whose diets are high in fiber.
Poo nugget for Friday, December 18: You're Avoiding Poo For Two - Pregnant women should refrain from cleaning cat litter, as it could expose the fetus to toxoplasmosis, a parasitic infection that can cause complications or even miscarriage. To further reduce the risk, the litter should be cleaned daily - by someone else. Daddy, get to work.
Poo nugget for Monday, December 14: Dr. Stool Says - Constipation - More than just hard stool, constipation is defined by any one of the following: infrequent bowel movements (less than three a week), difficulty during defecation (straining during more than 25 percent of bowel movements or a subjective sensation of hard stools), and sensation of incomplete bowel evacuation.
Poo nugget for Tuesday, December 15: The Working Title Was Taming of the Stool - The first appearance of the word diaper was in Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew: "Another bear the ewer, the third a diaper."
Poo nugget for Wednesday, December 16: Doo You Know? - How Many Toilets Do You Think There Are In The United States? - According to the EPA, there are an estimated 222 million residential toilets in the U.S., with ten million new toilets sold each year. The annual flush total? Three billion gallons.
Poo nugget for Thursday, December 17: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo - On this date in 1997, Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo, first appeared on the television show South Park. He emerged from the toilet bowl in the tenth episode of South Park's first season, wearing a Santa hat and bearing gifts for little girls and boys whose diets are high in fiber.
Poo nugget for Friday, December 18: You're Avoiding Poo For Two - Pregnant women should refrain from cleaning cat litter, as it could expose the fetus to toxoplasmosis, a parasitic infection that can cause complications or even miscarriage. To further reduce the risk, the litter should be cleaned daily - by someone else. Daddy, get to work.
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The Nook: "A fur-heaped Hun aggressor."
17.12.2009 | 16:40
posted by:
blindwebster in
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Yesterday, Jerry "Tycho" Holkins had some interesting things to say on the Penny Arcade blog about the Kindle, the new Nook, and the nature of electronic book selling and file sharing. If it's all right, I'll include his comments under the cut.
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
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Anna Miminoshvili
16.12.2009 | 20:55
posted by:
ffshowroom in
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Jurij Treskow - Berlin (and Moscow) based fashion, model and portrait photographer with Russian root
15.12.2009 | 18:23
posted by:
juri_treskoff in
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Jurij Treskow - Berlin (and Moscow) based fashion, model and portrait photographer with Russian roots presents selected shooting for fashion industry.
Юрий Тресков - русский фэшн и модельный фотограф, живущий и работающий в Берлине/Москве.
treskoff.com
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( + 69 Photographs )
Юрий Тресков - русский фэшн и модельный фотограф, живущий и работающий в Берлине/Москве.
treskoff.com
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( + 69 Photographs )
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Drinks anyone?
19.11.2009 | 21:15
posted by:
takeitbypulse in
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What is your favourite alchoholic beverage? What are its ingredients?
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Courtesy of my university, awesome.
14.12.2009 | 02:58
posted by:
retro_romantic in
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Researchers Identify The Most Promiscuous Birds in The World
wing sauce:
http://today.uconn.edu/?p=8022&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+uconn-today+%28UCon n+Today%29
wing sauce:
http://today.uconn.edu/?p=8022&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+uconn-today+%28UCon
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Cake, Pie and Cookie Food Facts
13.12.2009 | 21:23
posted by:
endless_reader in
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- Pies and tarts are the most popular desserts with people whose dinner check is under 15.00-dollars.
- Try brushing the bottom crust of fruit pies with egg whites to prevent the fruit juices from soaking in.
- Make sure your oven has been pre-heated for 15 to 20 minutes before placing a cake in.
- Always bake on a middle shelf in the oven; the heat will circulate more evenly.
- To keep a cake from drying out, attach slices of bread with toothpicks to any exposed cut edges of cakes.
- To ice a many-layered cake, try attaching all the layers with a few pieces of dry spaghetti.
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Apple Facts
13.12.2009 | 12:49
posted by:
endless_reader in
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- The crabapple is the only apple native to North America.
- Apples come in all shades of reds, greens, and yellows.
- Two pounds of apples make one 9-inch pie.
- Apple blossom is the state flower of Michigan.
- 2,500 varieties of apples are grown in the United States.
- 7,500 varieties of apples are grown throughout the world.
- 100 varieties of apples are grown commercially in the United States.
- Apples are grown commercially in 36 states.
- Apples are grown in all 50 states.
- Apples are fat, sodium, and cholesterol free.
- A medium apple is about 80 calories.
- Apples are a great source of the fiber pectin. One apple has five grams of fiber.
- The pilgrims planted the first United States apple trees in the Massachusetts Bay Colony.
- The science of apple growing is called pomology.


